:) Hi

batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago

mostawkwardmomentss:

When I start dancing at the club to a good song

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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have