ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago
When I start dancing at the club to a good song
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .
laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3
If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?
So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:
and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that
And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.
it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have