:) Hi

abracadang:

when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no 

oknope:

"what will you do if your boyfriend cheats on you?"
me: 
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burgertv:

get it

burgertv:

get it

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

thechronic-als:

thebestoftimesendoftimes:

pleasejuststoptalking:

don’t be fuckin rude

This hurts my soul

Omg

naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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sebastianastan:

superrsoldiers:

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

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waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

clavid:

hitmonchan:

Goodnight and by that I mean I will roll around in bed for 2 hours and slowly die

please stay strong. So u are 101.3% pregnant?so what. All that means to me is JEHOVAH has 101.3% a plan for you.  Please keep my very pregnant friend in UR thoughts and prayers everyone

clavid:

hitmonchan:

Goodnight and by that I mean I will roll around in bed for 2 hours and slowly die

please stay strong. So u are 101.3% pregnant?so what. All that means to me is JEHOVAH has 101.3% a plan for you.

Please keep my very pregnant friend in UR thoughts and prayers everyone